artistsandcriminals:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer is amazing and if you disagree I will fight you.

buttsbutts:

there are two kinds of PROBLEM

“why is this happening to me” problems where bad things happen to you and there’s nothing you can do about it

and “i’m a human slimeball” problems where every single thing wrong with your life is your fault and your fault alone, you could fix this if you just put in the amount of effort any normal human reasonably would, you lazy piece of shit

• me: hey i just met you
• me: and this is crazy
• me: but i own all your albums and have your posters on my wall and a blog dedicated to you and i cry over your face daily
• me: so call me maybe

killamwithkindness:

I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all college. 

hommos:

tonight, we are young so lets

read homosexual fanfiction and cry over band members and drown our faces into buckets of food and watch tv shows and then have breakdowns over fictional characters and hyperventilate over 30 year old actors who are hotter

than the sun

funniest10k:

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