NAIL THAT SHIT
i haven't got the figure for a vest

Krystalle. 19. Chicago. I'm a bundle of class. I have a thing for a bunch of scum-sucking road whores from Sheffield. This one time I thought Pat Carney was making eye contact with me, but then I realized he couldn't see shit because he didn't have his glasses on so he was not, in fact, giving me the "stage nod." Sigh.

also: Jesus Fried Chicken.

i sing like a crow· deep emo shit· just click it okay don't be a dick about it

Arizona Haikus 

eminemcookies:

Oh, Arizona

How very cheap your weed is

But still you suck bad

Oh, Arizona

Fuck you I hate you so much

I’ll set you on fire

i am in love with you


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justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers




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the commentary that popped into my head upon witnessing this stupid picture SUCK MY DICK, WORLDyou think seeing Tupac in hologram form is impressive? BULLSHIT, DUDES  LOOK AT MELOOK AT MY HOT BODIN THE FUCKING FLESHWHO SOLD MORE RECORDS THAN THE BEATLES IN THE HISTORY OF UK MUSIC CHARTS?THAT’S RIGHT, ASSHOLESI DIDBAM  YOU THINK YOU’RE BADASS? I HAVE A TATTOO OF A FLOWERTHAT’S RIGHTI’M ROMANTIC AND SENSITIVE AND HARDCORE, BITCHEZdo you ever have those moments when you’re just like, SHIT, I AM IN AWE OF MYSELF?I HAVE THAT MOMENTEVERY DAY OF MY LIFE EVERY DAY IT’S SUCH A HEAVY BURDEN  IT MUST BE HEAVY BECAUSE, I MEAN, LOOK AT THOSE GUNSTHEY ARE FUCKING LOADED 

the commentary that popped into my head upon witnessing this stupid picture

SUCK MY DICK, WORLD
you think seeing Tupac in hologram form is impressive? BULLSHIT, DUDES 

LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT MY HOT BOD
IN THE FUCKING FLESH
WHO SOLD MORE RECORDS THAN THE BEATLES IN THE HISTORY OF UK MUSIC CHARTS?
THAT’S RIGHT, ASSHOLES
I DID
BAM 

YOU THINK YOU’RE BADASS? I HAVE A TATTOO OF A FLOWER
THAT’S RIGHT
I’M ROMANTIC AND SENSITIVE AND HARDCORE, BITCHEZ
do you ever have those moments when you’re just like, SHIT, I AM IN AWE OF MYSELF?
I HAVE THAT MOMENT
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE

EVERY

DAY

IT’S SUCH A HEAVY BURDEN  
IT MUST BE HEAVY BECAUSE, I MEAN, LOOK AT THOSE GUNS
THEY ARE FUCKING LOADED 


posted 1 month ago on 22/4/2012 - 95 notes
Jumping Alex takes up diving 

Jumping Alex takes up diving 


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