NAIL THAT SHIT
i haven't got the figure for a vest

Krystalle. 19. Chicago. I'm a bundle of class. I have a thing for a bunch of scum-sucking road whores from Sheffield. This one time I thought Pat Carney was making eye contact with me, but then I realized he couldn't see shit because he didn't have his glasses on so he was not, in fact, giving me the "stage nod." Sigh.

also: Jesus Fried Chicken.

i sing like a crow· deep emo shit· just click it okay don't be a dick about it

thejulieshand: omfG

thejulieshand:

omfG


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WHOOAAAAA WHOA WHOA LADIES LADIES LAAAAADIEShold the fuck up i know all of y’all want to hop on this dickand i don’t blame you but i have a girlfriend, guysyou just have to wait until i’m single, which is you know, really not going to happen because i’m a romantic, needy little shit, amiright?  i know it’s crazybut if you HOOOOOOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY AND YOU BREAK FREE FROM THE CHAAAAIIIIIIINSsorry i just felt the need to break out into some Wilson Philips that shit is MY JAMwowi just got lost in the momenti need to get a hold of myself. shit. sometimes my feelings about things just get out of control, you know? BUT ONLY I KNOW THE SECRETYOU GUYS DON’T KNOW SHITBECAUSE I’M ””“”“MYSTERIOUS”“”“”” AND SHITyou guys like that though  i’m going to blame this whole rant on me not sleeping for over 24 hours cool

WHOOAAAAA WHOA WHOA LADIES LADIES LAAAAADIES
hold the fuck up 
i know all of y’all want to hop on this dick
and i don’t blame you

but i have a girlfriend, guys
you just have to wait until i’m single, which is you know, really not going to happen because i’m a romantic, needy little shit, amiright? 

i know it’s crazy
but if you HOOOOOOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY AND YOU BREAK FREE FROM THE CHAAAAIIIIIIINS
sorry 
i just felt the need to break out into some Wilson Philips
that shit is MY JAM
wow
i just got lost in the moment
i need to get a hold of myself. shit. sometimes my feelings about things just get out of control, you know? BUT ONLY I KNOW THE SECRET
YOU GUYS DON’T KNOW SHIT
BECAUSE I’M ””“”“MYSTERIOUS”“”“”” AND SHIT
you guys like that though 

i’m going to blame this whole rant on me not sleeping for over 24 hours cool


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