i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

complete assturd

"Good to know that if I ever need attention all I have to do is die."

—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

fuckyeaharcticmonkeys:

Submitted by strangerstoimpress:

“Here is the video where Alex says, ‘give us a wave, just put your popcorn down for a second and give us a wave. Put your milk duds down.’ They actually said it before Teddy Picker, not Pretty Visitors.”

FYAM: Thanks, this was from the Philly gig. I’ll update the Black Keys tour tag once I get my crappy internet connection sorted. Hopefully, soon. x

FUCKING HELL 

• grandma: you smell like smoke
• me: omg you won't believe it i was driving and there was a big rig driving next to me and it burst in to flames and i swerved over because i didn't want to catch on fire but then i hit another car and burst in to flames so we pulled over and a fire fighter came over and extinguished my car from the flames and everything was okay and he saved my car but the inside of my car still smelt like fire and it absorbed itself in to my 100% cashmere sweater so i guess i smell like smoke still i didn't even notice it was crazy grandma you should have seen it.
• grandma: ...i saw you smoking in the parking lot

Feast your eyes, I’m the only one
Control me, console me
‘Cause that’s just how it should be done.