NAIL THAT SHIT
i haven't got the figure for a vest

Krystalle. 19. Chicago. I'm a bundle of class. I have a thing for a bunch of scum-sucking road whores from Sheffield. This one time I thought Pat Carney was making eye contact with me, but then I realized he couldn't see shit because he didn't have his glasses on so he was not, in fact, giving me the "stage nod." Sigh.

also: Jesus Fried Chicken.

i sing like a crow· deep emo shit· just click it okay don't be a dick about it

tyleroakley: GPOY. Note: Louis CK knows everything about my life. His comedy sketches are an accurate depiction of who I am as a human being. And he’s a sarcastic bitter asshole, like myself. He gets everything. All the awards. King of the Universe. Spirit animal. EVERYTHING.

tyleroakley:

GPOY.

Note: Louis CK knows everything about my life. His comedy sketches are an accurate depiction of who I am as a human being. And he’s a sarcastic bitter asshole, like myself. He gets everything. All the awards. King of the Universe. Spirit animal. EVERYTHING.


posted 4 months ago on 30/1/2012 - 5,637 notes - via fatlouiie © velvetandvines