saw SWATH tonight

holyFfucajdgsuckinSHIIIIIT KRISTEN STEWART TAKE ME NOW YOU SEXUAL BEING I CANNOT EVEN 
she was so attractive in every scene like even when she’s covered in filth and swimming through a sewer thing full of shit and rodents she looks gorg 

and when fuckin Chris Hemsworth rides up to her and is like “you look quite fetching in armor” and she’s just staring at him like “yeah, we’re gonna be fucking later after i kick some ass” UGH UGH UGH UGH I NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW like seriously that movie just gave me the biggest boner ever b/c KSTEW AND CHARLIZE AND SAM AND CHRIS FUCKING HELL SO MANY ATTRACTIVE HUMANS MY BODY IS READY

and on top of everyone just being attractive as fuck the entire time it was very well done and the cinematography was great and the score was great and just everything was great and now i want to ride horses and run through forests and stab bitches

4 FOR YOU, SWATH
YOU GO, SWATH

santanaclaus:

weird relationship i have with my favorite celebrity because i want to be them but i also want to marry them but i also want to fuck them yet i also want them to be my father but at the same time i want to be their mother and i want to be their best friend or their sibling and really i just want any kind of connection to them i can have is that normal

fagoverboard:

shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life

KATI.

nevver:

Hereby

applebright:

when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy

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