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Krystalle. 19. Chicago. I'm a bundle of class. I have a thing for a bunch of scum-sucking road whores from Sheffield. This one time I thought Pat Carney was making eye contact with me, but then I realized he couldn't see shit because he didn't have his glasses on so he was not, in fact, giving me the "stage nod." Sigh.

also: Jesus Fried Chicken.

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Interviewer: but as you probably know it has been a very rainy and a very very muddy festival..Alex Turner (interrupts): We just crossed our legs at exacty the same timeInterviewer: Yes and you have very nice foot wearAlex Turner: So do youInterviewer: Do you have any..Alex Turner (interrupts again): We have so much in commonInterviewer: Hmm?Alex Turner: Never mind. Carry on. If Al ever flirted like this with me, even if he was being entirely full of shit, I would be dead. Literally I would have an aneurism and die. 

Interviewer: but as you probably know it has been a very rainy and a very very muddy festival..
Alex Turner (interrupts): We just crossed our legs at exacty the same time
Interviewer: Yes and you have very nice foot wear
Alex Turner: So do you
Interviewer: Do you have any..
Alex Turner (interrupts again): We have so much in common
Interviewer: Hmm?
Alex Turner: Never mind. Carry on.

If Al ever flirted like this with me, even if he was being entirely full of shit, I would be dead. Literally I would have an aneurism and die. 


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