macarenar-inthedevilslair:

same

vassty:

Arctic Monkeys - This House Is a Circus (live from Reading Festival 2009)

The Humbug era version.

fucknoarcticmonkeys:

amnesia-toys:

arcticmonkeysus:

hey nice can of Coke IDIOT 

uhhh

shit.

that was a lame insult

i hate when he gives me nothing to make fun of

Clearly, you and I have very different ideas of what constitutes as Something To Make Fun Of. I mean, let’s start with his stance, especially the way his hand is positioned right on his hip like the exact kind of sassmaster he is. It’s like he’s about to snap his fingers in Z formation booty sensation elbow elbow wrist wrist snap snap kiss kiss at the terrific morons who got him a red Harley Davidson when he specifically requested a black one because it would go better with his leather jacket. At least that’s what I’m assuming the bitchface is aimed at. Also can we talk about the fact that his entire hip circumference is probably the same as one of my thighs? Like, yeah more or less. And last but not least, Alex Turner’s nipples. We can see them. That is all. Thank you and goodnight.

This. Seriously Blake you’re losing it in your old age. I can’t find a single thing NOT to make fun of here.

The best commentary. Period. 

Centipede Haiku 

eminemcookies:

Massive Centipede

Scurrying about my room

I hate you so much

i love you

my neighbors are blasting Ice Ice Baby

save me